WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
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me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about
Welcome to the fish community, where everyone thinks animal cruelty is okay if it can’t whimper and your love and dedication don’t matter!
Same for the hermit crab community!
latest stress relief piece!
I love every single photo I have ever seen of this girl.
i need my child to look and be this cute
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, f***ing Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
with all the strength of a raging fire
mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon~
How many years before I can vote for this child?
How much longer?!
We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not expected to live full life, so he makes these videos because he wants to impact the world while he can…
Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.